Writer of Soul-Searching Snark

Sow--to plant seeds

Farmer Brown’s pigs were SO smart, he couldn’t decide whether to teach his SOW to SEW samplers or to SOW corn.

Time to laugh at ourselves once again …

Sow--female swine that has given birth

1] The bandage was wound around the wound.
2] The farm was used to produce produce.
3] The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4] We must polish the Polish furniture.
5] He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6] The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7] Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was
time to present the present.
8] At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
9] When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10] I did not object to the object.
11] The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12] There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13] They were too close to the door to close it.
14] The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15] A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16] To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17] The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18] After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
19] Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20] I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21] How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
22] I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.
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