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The Next Big Thing: Loch Lonnie

The “Next Big Thing’ is a blog hop for writers working on their next book. I was tagged by the lovely Velda Brotherton earlier this year and I discussed Ex-Ray, the novel I’m currently editing.  When Wayne Harris-Wyrick tagged me for this series, I decided to discuss my latest work in progress, Loch Lonnie.  You can see Wayne’s post on his book The Heart Happy Bubble on his blog: http://wizardwayne.blogspot.com/2013/02/my-next-big-thing-heart-happy-bubble.html You really should check it out. It’s a lovely book! I’m going to create a heart-happy bubble to live in after reading the blog post. I can’t wait to read the book!!
1: What is the working title of your book?
Loch Lonnie

2: Where did the idea come from for the book?
My friends are weirdos.  That’s how the idea for Loch Lonnie came about.  My friend, Ruth Weeks, reads Tarot cards. She saw in my future a book that has nothing to do with my usual soul-searching snark.  Later that same weekend, yet another stray showed up on my Mama’s farm. She lives 3 miles from the state highway and ½ a mile from the county road and yet critters pop up all the time, including dogs, cats, a calf and a herd of horses. Yep. An entire herd of horses.

What does that have to do with weird friends, you may ask?  You see. We were sitting around the table discussing where the animals must be coming from and we decided they were coming through the pond on the farm called, Loch Lonnie.  Then, we decided it would be cool if a hot man showed up.  Yes, there was a very tasty merlot involved in this conversation.

After they left, I decided to give it a go. Loch Lonnie is a vortex between Angus, Scotland and the Ozarks. All sorts of critters come through, including a hot Scotsman in his full highland glory, a dragon and a unicorn (hey, why not?)  Only problem is that vortex is a one-way trip to the boondocks. Nothing gets through to Scotland.

Now, how is the main character going to get that highlander home? Kilt, ghillie brogues and an accent like no other…maybe she doesn’t want to send him back.

3: What genre does your book come under?
Contemporary/fantasy romance

4: Which actors would you choose to play your characters in a movie rendition?
I honestly don’t picture actors playing the roles of my characters. So, I find this question difficult to answer especially since Loch Lonnie is in its early stages, but I’ll give it a go.

Eliza Lindsay: Isla Fischer or Alicia Silverstone

Robert Cobb: Gerard Butler or John Barrowman—oh, so dreamy

Clyde, the dragon should be voiced by Sean Connery. I mean really, who else could it be?

5: What is the one-sentence synopsis of your book?

When her father dies, Eliza Lindsay is left alone on her huge farm with nothing but her memories until one day a calf walks onto her deck. Then, a couple of sheep show up, a herd of horses, and a gaggle of geese followed by a hunky highlander complete with kilt and sporran. As if that’s not enough a dragon pops through and makes its home on an upper field of her farm. Her father is determined to bring her a good man and upon his death a vortex has opened in Loch Lonnie between the Ozarks and Angus, Scotland. A one-way ticket to the boondocks.
Eliza must find a way to get the animals to their rightful owners and find a way to get the hot Scot back to Angus. By the time she figures it all out, she doesn’t want them to leave.

6: Is your book self-published, published by an independent publisher, or represented by an agency?
Shopping for an agent. I’ve published 2 contemporary romances through The Wild Rose Press.

7: How long did it take you to write the first draft of your manuscript?
Still working on it, but I’d say six to eight months to finish the first draft and then several months editing.

8: What other books would you compare this story to within your genre?
The Outlander Series by Diana Gabaldon—without the time travel
9: Who or what inspired you to write this book?
All the strays that show up on the family farm, plus kilts are sexy as hell.

10: What else about your book might pique the reader’s interest?
Loch Lonnie is an interesting mix of contemporary romance and fantasy. It’s unique in the fact that the vortex isn’t a gateway for time traveler. It’s a modern-day phenomena, but ancient ways solve the dilemma of getting Robert back to Scotland. And of course, as with all Claire Croxton originals, there’s an abundance of cats, snark and sex.


The 7-7-7 Game

This morning, I was tagged by author Jan Morrill to play the 7-7-7 game.

  • Go to page 77 of your own book or manuscript.
  • Count down seven lines.
  • List the seven lines that follow.

I have recently passed the point of no return every author of fiction faces. Page 100.  Once you get past page 100 you’re committed to finishing the book. I was thrilled because I have to say that I’m really enjoying writing Loch Lonnie.  Sure, it’s a little out there, but so am I.

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Loch Lonnie is set in Madison County, Arkansas. Eliza Lindsay has returned to her family’s farm to help her father.  After he dies, stray animals keep popping up on her farm. At first it’s a stray goat and a calf, but eventually enough horses roam her pond bank to start her own rodeo stock company. Then, a very hot and extremely sexy Scotsman swims ashore.

Her father was determined to bring a good man into Eliza’s life.  His death opens a vortex between her farm and Aberdeen, Scotland.  Animals and people can be sent through to Arkansas, but nothing except the Arkansas heat gets through to Scotland. The hot Scot and Eliza are faced with the challenge of getting him back home and naturally they fall in love and have lots of steamy, sultry sex.

It’s a Claire Croxton original…of course there’s love, sex and snark.

So, on page 77, Eliza is trying to convince her friend Mindy to go out with Roscoe.  Yes, it’s 8 lines. What can I say? I’m a vain author and want to share ALL my words.

“Damn it. You know finding a man around here is impossible,” Mindy said.

“What’s wrong with Roscoe?” I asked.

“Oh, come on. Would you date Roscoe?”

“He’s my cousin!”

“I know that. I mean would you date someone like him?”

I thought for a second and answered honestly. “He’s kind, can fix things and would dote on you. Yeah, I probably would.”

“He’s an uneducated clod.”

I bristled. “Now wait a minute, here Mindy. We’re talking about my kin here. Roscoe may be a good old boy, but he’s smart, witty and good hearted.”